American Banality on Tap!

Let's see...what's been on the menu lately:

• Immigrants are about to be criminalized and kicked out the USA and all everybody can talk about is who got kicked off of American Idol.
• Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" but our President's lips lie all the time.
• Issac Hayes quits South Park citing "religious intolerance" from a show that introduced itself to the world by staging a "Street Fighter 2" style fight between Santa Claus and Jesus Christ.
• The author of "Brokeback Mountain" blasts the Motion Picture Academy, citing bigotry, "homophobia," and "intolerance" as the reason that "Crash" won best motion picture.
• Civil rights activist and former mayor of Atlanta, Andrew Young in bed, doing the jiga-boo with WalMart.
• The company that scores the SATs are having trouble with their "math."
• Carey Kelly claims that his brother Robert "R." Kelly has more than a few skeletons "Trapped in the Closet."
• St. Louis radio DJ Dave Lenihan was fired on the spot for an "accidental racial slur" using the word "coon" in reference to Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice. She's no coon...an "aunt Tomisina" perhaps but not a coon.
• Not content to already maintain a stranglehold on pharmaceutical developments, American drug companies attempt to gain patent control over the principles of naturally-occuring chemical processes. Soon, your kid won't be able to grow that culture in science class without paying somebody royalties....
• Debra LaFave and another male student, 14 years old; both got off again...just goes to prove that attractive crazy women can and will have sex with anyone they want and the judicial system will let them. Don't believe me? Ask Toni Woods about that. Woods was convicted after admitting to having had sexual relations with four boys, all under the age of 16. She also cited clinical depression, and testified that she was having trouble with her medication. The judge sentenced her to 20 years.

Debra Lafave



Toni Woods

So, there you have it. Am I crazy? You be the judge. This is either a case of Dementia or an example of Dynamism....